poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

When contempating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me:

    Wow idk that's a lot of money

  • 15-year-old me:

    Kickass, that's so cheap

  • 20-year-old me:

    Wow idk that's a lot of money

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

valvesoftware:

going to college like

image

Twelve Monkeys

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

  • me:

    wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-

  • me:

    oh